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The writing.
Long-form, India-specific, irreverent. The math the FIRE-bro Twitter doesn't do — because doing it would ruin the merch sales.
Retirement Planning·7 min read·2026-05-23
How much do I really need to retire in India? (₹X corpus, year-by-year math)
The honest, year-by-year math on the retirement corpus you actually need in India. Inflation, healthcare, lifestyle creep — no 25× hand-waving.
Read postFIRE Movement·8 min read·2026-05-23
FIRE in India is different — why ₹5cr isn’t enough
Western FIRE math says ₹5cr is plenty. Indian FIRE math says you’ll run out in your sixties. Here’s why, and what number actually works.
Read postInvestment Vehicles·9 min read·2026-05-23
SIP vs PPF vs NPS: which one survives Indian inflation longest?
Side-by-side, after-tax, after-inflation: ₹10,000/month into SIP, PPF, and NPS over 30 years. The winner isn’t who you think.
Read postMore posts coming.
Tax modelling, SWP math, child education funds, crypto FIRE in India — all on the queue. In the meantime, the calculators don't need a blog post to work.
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